George Segal credited as playing...
Dick Harper
- Jane Harper: Interesting that the only two jobs you think I am qualified for are a secretary and a prostitute.
- Dick Harper: You're not qualified to be a secretary.
- Dr. Will: Say "I am!"
- Dick Harper: [pointing a gun at Dr. Will] Stick 'em up!
- Dr. Will: Did I hear you right, sinner? Are you holding me up?
- Dick Harper: [imitating Dr. Will] I am!
- Jane Harper: What kind of lunatic spends $1000 on lunch when he's out of a job and deeply in debt?
- Dick Harper: The kind that knows you can't get a job if you look like a loser.
- Jane Harper: If I was Diners Club, I'd your stomach bronzed and put it in the Hall of Fame.
- Dick Harper: Do you mind if I kiss you in a public place?
- Jane Harper: I'd mind if you kissed me in a private place with all these people around.
- Raoul Esteban: [at the unemployment office] Look what your card says, Aerospace Executive.
- Dick Harper: Yeah, but I'm not that anymore.
- Raoul Esteban: In here, man, you are what you were.