Harvey Korman credited as playing...
Dr. Charles Montague
- Nurse Diesel: Come to my room right after dinner.
- Dr. Charles Montague: No, not tonight. I'm too tired. I think I'll turn in early.
- Nurse Diesel: I'll let you wear my underwear.
- Dr. Charles Montague: I'll be there.
- Dr. Charles Montague: Enjoy yourself, for God's sake! Get your mind off the Wentworth murder... Accident! Accident!
- Nurse Diesel: Oh, get off it. I know you better than you know yourself. You live for bondage and discipline!
- Dr. Charles Montague: [moaning] Too much bondage. Too much bondage. Not enough discipline!
- Nurse Diesel: You want discipline? I'll give you discipline.
- [starts repeatedly spanking Dr. Montague]
- Dr. Charles Montague: Yes! Yes, I'm sorry! Yes! Charlotte, it's so good. Mommy!
- Dr. Charles Montague: We've got to destroy the negative. Give us the negative, Brophy.
- Brophy: [Stubbornly defiant] You'll never get it. Never. Never! Do you hear me? You'll never get this! I'd rather DIE first!
- Dr. Charles Montague: Norton?
- Norton: [Approaches Brophy, pulls out a .45, cocks it, and sticks it up to Brophy's forehead]
- Brophy: [Meekly, as he immediately hands over the negative] Here.
- Dr. Charles Montague: Rate of patient recovery? I'll have that for you in a moment.
- [taps on his calculator]
- Dr. Charles Montague: Once in a blue moon.
- Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: Once in a blue moon. Hmm.
- Nurse Diesel: Ahem!
- Dr. Charles Montague: Oh, allow me to introduce Nurse Diesel, my right-hand man, woman.
- Nurse Diesel: I think we'd better call our friend in San Francisco with the tin teeth.
- Dr. Charles Montague: I get so hot when you're bad.
- Dr. Charles Montague: I'll do anything you say. I'm good at that. And if I don't behave you can beat the living crap out of me. I wouldn't mind.