Bill Bixby credited as playing...
Dr. David Banner
- Jack McGee: Forgive me, Doctor, but I am calling you a liar!
- Dr. David Banner: Mr. McGee!
- Dr. David Banner: [takes a deep breath, smiles]
- Dr. David Banner: Mr. McGee, don't make me angry.
- Dr. David Banner: [chuckles]
- Dr. David Banner: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
- Dr. David Banner: [turns to Elaina in agitation]
- Dr. David Banner: When the metamorphosis happens, I don't have any control over it; I don't even know what it DOES! I could have killed you.
- Dr. David Banner: [gives a start of horror]
- Dr. David Banner: Maybe that's why I was wounded. Maybe I tried to kill somebody last night - maybe I DID kill somebody.
- Dr. Elaina Marks: Listen to me! David Banner is NOT a killer.
- Dr. David Banner: We're not talking about David Banner.
- Dr. Elaina Marks: Yes, we ARE!
- Dr. David Banner: You know, my mother always used to tell me, "Getting angry doesn't help."
- Dr. Elaina Marks: I always liked your mother.
- Dr. David Banner: She always liked YOU.
- Dr. Elaina Marks: David, try to remember...
- Dr. David Banner: I, ah, I remember... feeling incredibly strong... it was me... and it wasn't me.
- Dr. David Banner: [recreating the conditions of his first Hulk-out] Hey wait a minute, last night was an electrical storm!
- Dr. Elaina Marks: Oh brother, you really do have a Ben Franklin complex, don't you?
- Dr. David Banner: All right, but I wanna make sure that that never happens again. I wanna be Dr. Banner, not Dr. Jekyll.
- Dr. David Banner: - it's the same story, over and over again...
- [slams notebook in rage]
- Dr. David Banner: - but WHAT is the common DENOMINATOR?
- Dr. Elaina Marks: David, believe me, if I knew the answer, I'd tell you.
- Dr. David Banner: Do you think we will ever find where that strength comes from?
- Dr. Elaina Marks: I don't know. But we'll certainly share a lot of donuts together, and I'll probably get fat.
- Dr. David Banner: Mr McGee, your newspaper is only interested in reporting murder, rape, horoscopes, UFO's and Farrah Fawcett. I don't happen to fit into any of those categories - and I wish NOT to be interviewed.
- Dr. David Banner: [walks off]
- Jack McGee: All right, Dr. Banner. But I don't give up easily.
- Dr. Elaina Marks: David?
- Dr. David Banner: [wincing in pain] Yeah?
- Dr. Elaina Marks: When did you say you were shot?
- Dr. David Banner: I don't know, sometime early this morning.
- Dr. Elaina Marks: Well I'll tell you, this wound looks like it's been healing for a few days.
- Dr. David Banner: I know.
- Dr. Elaina Marks: We'll keep on searching until we find out how to make you normal again.
- Dr. David Banner: I suggest that we get our research materials together, and move to safer quarters.
- Dr. Elaina Marks: Where?
- Dr. David Banner: I don't know... we'll think of a place.
- Dr. Elaina Marks: ...keep on searching...
- Dr. David Banner: We'll think of a place.
- Dr. Elaina Marks: One tiny portion of a living cell. Well, I tell ya, as many times as I've seen it, it still facinates me that it would take over a half a million of those to cover the head of a pin.
- Dr. David Banner: Well enjoy the view, it's all we've got.