Marion Ross credited as playing...
Vivian Hedgeworth
- Officer Tad: All right, lady, out of the car.
- Vivian Hedgeworth: I'm rushing to save my son! He's fleeing to Las Vegas in a maroon hot Charger with a white roof and you know how reckless these young people can be.
- Vivian Hedgeworth: If he's anything like YOU, lady, he ought to be put away!
- Vivian Hedgeworth: Don't be facetious!
- Officer Tad: [after the orange Volkswagen suffers a blown tire] All right, out of the car, lady! Out of the car! You're under arrest, lady!
- Vivian Hedgeworth: Oh, you are an obscene person!
- [punches him in the face and runs off]
- Officer Tad: Ohh, now that's ASSAULTING AN OFFICER!
- Vivian Hedgeworth: Darling, don't fret about her. She is socially inferior. The whole family is a rather trashy lot!
- Bigby Powers: Mrs. Hedgeworth, my daughter isn't socially inferior to anyone.
- Vivian Hedgeworth: You, sir, are an uncouth ass!
- Bigby Powers: Well, lady, your ass isn't exactly perfect, either!
- Collins Hedgeworth: [fuming] Sir, you just insulted my mother!
- [shoves Bigby]
- Bigby Powers: [shoves back] Your mother asked for it!
- [Collins begins making nonsensical karate moves and exhaling, but Bigby simply punches Collins in the mouth and he falls down]
- Vivian Hedgeworth: YOU SADISTIC BRUTE!
- Bigby Powers: I'm glad Paula didn't marry him! He's a flake!
- [walks away as a pained Collins begins flailing around uncontrollably]