Barry Cahill credited as playing...
Bigby Powers
- Bigby Powers: Eagle I, Give us some air support. Get down there and harass them!
- [no answer on the radio]
- Bigby Powers: Eagle I, I just gave you a direct order. Do you read me?
- Eagle I: Base I, do you read this?
- [blows a raspberry]
- Bigby Powers: YOU'RE FIRED!
- Eagle I: Ha-ha!
- Bigby Powers: [frantic] Priscilla, will you hurry up? Christ Almighty, the cab's been waiting for two minutes!
- Vivian Hedgeworth: Darling, don't fret about her. She is socially inferior. The whole family is a rather trashy lot!
- Bigby Powers: Mrs. Hedgeworth, my daughter isn't socially inferior to anyone.
- Vivian Hedgeworth: You, sir, are an uncouth ass!
- Bigby Powers: Well, lady, your ass isn't exactly perfect, either!
- Collins Hedgeworth: [fuming] Sir, you just insulted my mother!
- [shoves Bigby]
- Bigby Powers: [shoves back] Your mother asked for it!
- [Collins begins making nonsensical karate moves and exhaling, but Bigby simply punches Collins in the mouth and he falls down]
- Vivian Hedgeworth: YOU SADISTIC BRUTE!
- Bigby Powers: I'm glad Paula didn't marry him! He's a flake!
- [walks away as a pained Collins begins flailing around uncontrollably]
- Bigby Powers: [fixing up a drink after punishing Paula] Well, I guess I shut off her hot little motor.
- [chuckles]
- Bigby Powers: From now on, she's not even gonna be allowed to cross the street without my permission.
- Paula Powers: [after Bigby throws Sam out of the house] How dare you call Sam Freeman a fortune hunter? He's an environmental research major!
- Bigby Powers: Come here. Let me show you something. I want to show you something.
- [he goes over to a display stand to unveil a red cloth revealing a vote for governor sign with Bigby's photo on it]
- Paula Powers: Dad, I already seen your picture.
- Bigby Powers: I have planning on this for seven years and I'd expect a little cooperation from you.
- Paula Powers: I'll do anything I can to help you, but...
- Bigby Powers: [throws the cloth down in frustration] Then forget Sam what's-his-face!
- Paula Powers: Dad...
- Bigby Powers: Collins Hedgeworth is the richest, the finest, the most suitable young man in the country.
- Paula Powers: He's a flake!
- Priscilla Powers: Oh, I think you're exaggerating!
- Paula Powers: I'm not marrying Collins Hedgeworth! I'm marrying Sam Freeman, just as soon as we get to Las Vegas!
- Bigby Powers: You do that and I'll disinherit you. I'll cut off your credit! I'll take away that goddamn sports car of yours!
- Paula Powers: No! I bought that myself with my own money!
- [she reaches for the keys on the table, but Bigby snatches them and laughs mockingly]
- Paula Powers: I'm going up to my room.
- Bigby Powers: Well, go to your room!