Henry G. Sanders credited as playing...
Stan
- Stan: [holding a cup of tea] Stu, what does it remind you of when you hold it next to your cheek?
- Stu: [taking the cup and placing it to his cheek] Not a damn thing but hot air.
- Stan: Didn't it remind you of when you're making love and a woman 'fore it gets sometimes? Just like this?
- Stu: Maybe so. I don't go for women who got malaria.
- Stan: Man, I ain't poor. Look, I give away things to the Salvation Army; you can't give away nothin' to Salvation Army if you poor. I mean, we may not have a damn thing sometimes - you wanna see somebody that's poor? Now, you go around and look at Walters. Now, he be sittin' over a oven, and, and with nothin' but a coat on, and, and sittin' around there rubbin' their knees all day and eatin' nothin' but wild greens picked out of a vacant lot. Now, that ain't me... and damn sure won't be.
- Stan's Daughter: Daddy, what makes it rain?
- Stan: Why it's the devil beating his wife.
- [Stan's daughter smiles]
- Stan: .
- [Stan's wife smiles]
- Stan: .