Michael Palin credited as playing...
Dennis Cooper
- Dennis: Dennis is hiding in a shadowy alcove removing his nun disguise. As he is illuminated by torchlight he looks back over his shoulder...
- Religious Fanatic #1: Look! It's a nun in the guise of the Devil!
- Religious Fanatic #2: No! It's the Devil in the guise of a nun!
- Religious Fanatic #3: Get her!
- Religious Fanatic #4: Get him!
- Religious Fanatic #5: GET THEM BOTH!
- Mr. Cooper Senior: [on his deathbed] You're just a shallow, dull, pretentious...
- Dennis Cooper: Father!
- Mr. Cooper Senior: ...little stocktaker!
- Dennis Cooper: Oh, father, you're delirious. You don't know what you're saying.
- Mr. Cooper Senior: Oh yes, I do, you, you whimpering, snotty-nosed, cretinous oaf! I've wanted to say this for years.
- Dennis Cooper: Father, we're not alone.
- Mr. Cooper Senior: You're everything I despise!
- Dennis Cooper: [to the other villagers gathered around the bed] Dad's raving, I'm afraid.
- Villager: No, he's not.
- [opening lines]
- Narrator: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.