Hal Smith credited as playing...
Owl
- Winnie the Pooh: Good morning, Christopher Robin.
- Christopher Robin: Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.
- Owl, Kanga, Roo: Good morning, Pooh bear.
- Eeyore: If it is a good morning, which I doubt.
- Owl: Blast it all!
- Gopher: Good idea! We'll dynamite. Save time.
- Owl: Eh, what's the charge?
- Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.
- Owl: Oh, no, no, no, the cost! The charge in money.
- Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.
- Owl: Obviously, but, I should think...
- Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule.
- Gopher: [falls down a hole] Aaaaaaaahh.
- Gopher: If you think it over, let me know 'cause you got my card. I'm not in the book, you know.
- Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.
- Winnie the Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know.
- Owl: Oh.
- Owl: This is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67. Or was it, uh, '76? Oh, well, no matter. Oh, I remember the big blow well.
- Piglet: I'll remember this one, too.
- Owl: It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. Now, her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera.
- Winnie the Pooh: [as Piglet shoves a honey pot into his face; muffled] Thank you, Piglet.
- Owl: You see, her constant praticing so unnerved my aunt that she laid a seagull egg by mistake. Oooooohhhhhh!
- Narrator: As soon as Christopher Robin heard of the disaster he hurried to the scene of Owl's misfortune.
- Christopher Robin: What a pity. Owl I don't think we'll ever be able to fix it.
- Eeyore: If you ask me when a house looks like that it's time to find another one.
- Christopher Robin: That's a very good idea Eeyore.
- Eeyore: Might take a day or two. But I'll find a new one.
- Owl: Good. Now that will just give me time to tell you about my Uncle Clyde. A very independent barn owl didn't give a hoot for tradition. He became enamored with a pussycat and went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat.