Bob Newhart credited as playing...
Bernard
- [passing through the zoo, Bernard is scared by a lion's roar]
- Miss Bianca: What did you do to make him so mad?
- Bernard: Nothing, he's just a... just a grumpy old lion.
- Miss Bianca: Well, after all, waking him up in the middle of the night. Wouldn't you be grumpy too?
- Penny: We - Hi. Where'd you come from?
- Bernard: We found the bottle with-with your message, and we've come to rescue you.
- Penny: Did you hear that, Teddy? Our bottle worked!
- [looks confused]
- Penny: Didn't you bring somebody big with you? Like the police?
- Bernard: Uh, no. There's just, uh - the two of us.
- Miss Bianca: But if the three of us work together and we have a little faith...
- Penny: That's what Rufus said: "Faith makes things turn out right."
- [after escaping Medusa and Snoops]
- Bernard: Are you- Are you all right, dear?
- Miss Bianca: Why, she- she tried to kill us. That, that, that terrible woman! Oh, if I was only a ten-foot mouse, I'd show her.
- Bernard: [reading a pamphlet] Listen to this - it says here, 'Devil's Bayou is uncharted and hazardous. Each day's operations... '
- Miss Bianca: [sleepy] Mmm, interesting.
- Bernard: '... must be-'
- Miss Bianca: Good night, dear.
- [falls asleep on his shoulder]
- Bernard: '... planned with care and... '
- [he puts his arm around her]
- Bernard: Good night, Bianca.
- Miss Bianca: [watching Orville fly] Doesn't he fly beautifully? And you wanted to take the train, you fraidy cat.
- Bernard: Fraidy cat? No, uh... it's just that I like trains. I mean, they serve Roquefort, and...
- [Orville flies in too low]
- Bernard: [gasp] Pull up, pull up!
- [inside the cave, gurgling sounds are heard from a large hole]
- Bernard: What-wh-wh-what was that?
- Penny: That's where the water comes in. Oooh, I'm afraid to go over there.
- Bernard: Well, if I were a pirate, that's just where I'd hide the Devil's Eye. Eh, I'll go over and- check it out.
- [as Bernard approaches the hole, a loud gurgling sound emanates from it; he starts to back away]
- Bernard: Come-
- [clears throat]
- Bernard: come to think of it, If I was a pirate, I wouldn't, I wouldn't hide anything back there.
- Miss Bianca: Captain, you fly beautifully. It's just like being on a "roller scoater".
- Bernard: He just went through a red light.
- Miss Bianca: I do that all the time, darling. Now come on, stop worrying.
- Bernard: [about the seat belts] Miss Bianca, make sure it's fastened good and tight.
- Miss Bianca: I can't. It'll wrinkle my dress.
- Bernard: [Bernard sees their flight should have left already] Flight leaves... 6:45. Oh, no. We missed the flight. Miss Bianca, if you hadn't...
- Miss Bianca: Oh, come on. You worry too much. You know that flights are always late.
- Orville: [Through radio communication] Albatross Flight Thirteen to Tower. Albatross 13.
- Miss Bianca: Now, what did I tell you? We're lucky, Mr. Bernard.
- Bernard: Luck? Flight 13? Maybe we'd better take the train.
- Orville: [Through radio] Wake up! Dab-drat it, somebody answer down there! Get off the dime! Hello? Hello? Is anybody down there?
- Bernard: [pulls down the microphone; answering] Uh, he-hello?
- Orville: [Through radio] Where in 'Tucket you've been? Oh, you lazy knucklehead.
- Bernard: [talking to the cygnet horn] Well, we just got here, sir. You see, my co-agent insisted on packing her, uh...
- Orville: Look, bud. Am I clear to land? Traffic up here is thicker than--
- [transport helicopter passes by Orville; Bernard blown back from the loud noise]
- Orville: Hey, Wow-ow!
- [radio warbling]
- Orville: Dab-blast, you dirty road-hog! You crazy-- Look. What is the--
- [Bernard turns up the volume]
- Orville: YOU STUPID LUG-HEADED... HEAD-SO... SO...
- Miss Bianca: Uh, oh, what did he say, Mr. Bernard?
- Bernard: I wouldn't dare repeat it.
- Miss Bianca: Well, then give him the permission to land.
- Bernard: Uh, Captain? You, uh, you have our permission to land.
- Orville: Well, it's about time, bud!
- Miss Bianca: Well, why don't we take the shortcut through the zoo?
- Bernard: I don't know... I mean it... could be risky.
- Miss Bianca: Oh, come on. Remember our pledge? "Through storm and rain and dark of night - "
- Bernard: [takes off his hat; water pools in it] "Never fail to do what's right." All right...
- [flings the cap back on his head]
- Bernard: Duty calls.
- Orville: Say, bud, read the checklist to me.
- Bernard: Uh, oh, yeah. "Goggles down."
- Orville: [Adjusting goggles] Check.
- Bernard: "Wing flaps down."
- Orville: [Adjusting wings] Check.
- Bernard: "Tail feathers."
- Orville: [shaking tail] Double check.
- Bernard: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
- [looks apprehensive]
- Orville: And here we go!
- Bernard: It's - It's no use, Bianca. Maybe Rufus the cat was right. Wh-what can two little mice do?
- Mice: [singing in the background as a flashback] R-E-S... Rescue Aid Society, heads held high, touch the sky, you mean everything to me...
- Miss Bianca: But, Bernard, the Society's counting on us. We can't quit now. Oh, and that little girl. We just have to rescue her.
- Mice: [singing continues] R-E-S-C-U-E Rescue Aid Society, heads held high, touch the sky, you mean everything to me...
- Penny: [working out a plan to trap the crocodiles, Nero and Brutus] See there? The elevator.
- Miss Bianca: Oh, it's a perfect cage, Penny.
- Bernard: Great idea. Now, uh, what - what can we use for bait?
- Penny: Oh, they'll eat anything.
- Penny: [doing an impression of Medusa] Brutus! Nero! Did you let that little brat escape again? You're too soft.
- [swinging a broom]
- Penny: Wap! Wap!
- Bernard: [chuckles] Hey, Penny, that's not bad.
- Miss Bianca: [laughs] That's exactly like Medusa.
- Penny: [walks like Medusa and imitates her again] Track her down, boys. Bring her back.
- Rufus: Mice!
- Bernard, Miss Bianca: Cat!
- Rufus: Now, look here, you two. If anyone found out that mice have moved in, I'd get kicked out, lose my job.
- Miss Bianca: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Cat, we- we won't be here long.
- Rufus: [while stretching his legs] Wh- I- I'm too old to be chasing mice.