Anthony Daniels credited as playing...
C-3PO
- [R2-D2 and Chewbacca are playing the holographic game aboard the Millennium Falcon]
- Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
- C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
- Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
- C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
- Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
- Chewbacca: Grrf.
- C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.
- C-3PO: As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure which planet I'm on.
- Luke Skywalker: Well, if there's a bright center to the universe you're on the planet that it's farthest from.
- Luke Skywalker: t just isn't fair. Oh, Biggs is right. I'm never gonna get out of here.
- C-3PO: Is there anything I can do?
- Luke Skywalker: Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest, or teleport me off this rock.
- C-3PO: I don't think so, sir. I'm only a droid and not very knowledgeable about such things, not on this planet, anyway.
- [last lines]
- C-3PO: You must repair him! Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help, I'll gladly donate them.
- Luke Skywalker: He'll be all right.
- C-3PO: Where could they be?
- [R2 beeps at him]
- C-3PO: Use the comlink? Oh my! I forgot, I turned it off.
- [over the comlink]
- C-3PO: Are you there sir?
- Luke Skywalker: 3PO?
- C-3PO: We've had some problems...
- Luke Skywalker: [interrupting] Will you shut up and listen to me! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level, will ya? Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
- C-3PO: [to R2-D2] No! Shut them *all* down, hurry!
- [R2 shuts down the compactors]
- Luke Skywalker: What? HAHA! Hey, you did it 3PO!
- [Luke, Leia and Han start laughing hysterically; it sounds like screaming]
- C-3PO: Listen to them, they're dying R2! Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough, it's all my fault! My poor Master.
- Luke Skywalker: 3PO, we're all right! We're all right! Ha ha! Hey, open the pressure maintenance hatch on unit number... where are we? 3263827!
- [first lines]
- C-3PO: Did you hear that? They shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness.
- [C-3PO is tangled up in wires after a run-in with tie fighters]
- C-3PO: Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault!
- [R2-D2 makes a series of beeps that sound like chuckling]
- Luke Skywalker: What are you doing hiding back there?
- C-3PO: It wasn't my fault, sir, please don't deactivate me. I told him not to go, but he's faulty, malfunctioning. Kept babbling on about his mission.
- C-3PO: I've just about had enough of you. Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me begging for help because you won't get it.