Sally Field credited as playing...
Carrie
- [Communicating through the C.B. radio]
- Bandit: Sheriff, uh, Buford T. Justice, please.
- Buford T. Justice: Who there?
- Bandit: This is Bandit Darville talkin'.
- Buford T. Justice: Where are you, you sumbitch?
- Bandit: Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon-dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that.
- Buford T. Justice: Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bullshit is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SUMBITCH?
- Bandit: Well, I'm right down at the bottom of the hill, Sheriff. I'm about 6-foot-8, in a cowboy outfit, got a little pygmy standing right beside me dressed just like me. You can't miss me. 10-4.
- [Buford looks down the hill]
- Bandit: You know what? Scratch that. I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man. Look over your left shoulder.
- [Buford turns, and sees the Bandit]
- Bandit: We're on our way to Boston to pick up some clam chowder. Bye-bye!
- Carrie: No hard feelings, Junior!
- [the Bandit drives off, but Buford follows on his wreck of a car]
- Buford T. Justice: I'm not givin' up! I'm not givin' up! I'm never gonna give up! I'm never gonna give up! I'll get you, you sumbitch!
- Junior: [running after the car] Daddy, wait for me! Don't leave me! Who's gonna hold your hat?
- Bandit: Cledus, get the money.
- Cledus Snow: Yeah, how 'bout the money?
- Little Enos: How 'bout double or nothin'?
- Cledus Snow: How 'bout forgettin' it?
- Bandit: Wait a minute. What about double or nothin'?
- Little Enos: You run up to Boston, and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy.
- Carrie: You're on.
- Bandit: Uh, you're on.
- Big Enos: In 18 hours?
- Bandit: You're still on.
- Cledus Snow: WHAT? You're *crazy*! And I'm *divorced*!
- Bandit: [Bandit and Frog walking through the wooded area] When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.
- Carrie: Mr Bandit, you have a lyrical way of cutting through the bullshit.
- Bandit: And you have a unique way with the English language, Miss Frog.
- Carrie: Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, 8 1/2 days. God, I really thought that was it.
- Bandit: And?
- Carrie: One day, I came home and found him in the shower... with a girl... and her mother!
- Bandit: Well, at least he kept it in the family.
- Bandit: What's a Texas county mountie doing in Arkansas?
- Cledus Snow: I don't know.
- Carrie: I don't know.
- [Bandit looks at her]
- Carrie: I don't know!
- Bandit: [on the CB] Well, who the heck knows?
- Cledus Snow: I really don't know.