Linda McClure credited as playing...
Waynette
- Bandit: [walks up the steps to Cledus' house, where his wife, whose hair is in huge curlers, is standing in the doorway] Well, well, well, hello, Beautiful.
- [she stares at him with a stern look on her face]
- Bandit: How about 'Gorgeous?'
- Waynette Snow: You can't have him.
- Bandit: Well, obviously, *you* can.
- [indicates the gaggle of kids]
- Bandit: What are you tryin' to do, start another race?
- [pushes past her and into the house]
- Waynette Snow: Look, you got Cledus in jail once! Leave us alone!
- One of the Snow kids: [climbs on Bandit's back] Hi, Uncle Bandit!
- Waynette Snow: He ain't your damned uncle!
- [steps on the dog, who whimpers]
- Waynette Snow: One of you damned kids get this dog out of here!
- [Bandit keeps walking toward the bedroom, where Cledus is sleeping]
- Waynette Snow: Dammit, Bandit, *look at me!*
- Bandit: [stops and turns wearily] I find it hard to look at you, Waynette, very hard. Especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah.