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Wizards

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Avatar: Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!

Avatar: I'm too old for this sort of thing. Just wake me up when the planet's destroyed.

Blackwolf: Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!
Avatar: [clapping] You always did need an audience you sap.

Avatar: [to companions] I'll be right down, Heroes!
Avatar: [leading Peace by a rope] Allright, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya.
Peace: ...no pain...
Avatar: ...And you'll be screaming for mercy in the first five seconds.
Peace: Peace wants love... wants free... will help.
Avatar: [jerks leash] Look, just get us there, ya got it?

Avatar: [to Weehawk] You know, the world owes you much, kid. Even if we don't take another step.

Avatar: Now this, "Peace" here, he knows every step to Scorch. I've promised him life without pain, life without fear...
Weehawk: I still don't trust him.
Avatar: Hey! You're both forgettin' you have the protection of a powerful wizard, here!
[levitates up to horse, lands backward in saddle]
Avatar: Dammit...
Elinore: [giggling] He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!
[Both Weehawk and Elinore laugh and ride away]
Avatar: I wonder if I packed my scotch...

Avatar: Science and technology were outlawed millions of years ago. And we must admit it's been a peaceful world since then.

Avatar: Sometimes I get tired - of being so old. Sometimes - being a wizard is lonely at the top.

Sean: Please accept our apologies for the behavior of some of our more carefree brothers. I'm Sean, leader of the Knights of Stardust, protectors of Dolan, king of the mountain fairies. We have prepared a feast to welcome you to our humble domain.
Avatar: Listen here, you little winged squirt...

Avatar: I call upon all forces of darkness! Oh, winds of abysses howling through the stars and eons of centuries. O Lords of the Whirlwind, black, Grey and white, I call upon you! Oh, ever-increasing darkness, shapeless and mindless beings, corroded and rotten in your hearts, body and mind, I summon you from your ancient, timeless travels to ride the winds of blackness. And cabash!