Gary Coleman credited as playing...
Arnold Jackson
- Arnold Jackson: Be careful with my goldfish. His name's Abraham.
- Philip Drummond: I've never seen a black goldfish before.
- Arnold Jackson: That's okay. He never saw a rich white man before either.
- Philip Drummond: Why are you still in bed, Arnold?
- Arnold Jackson: I'm studying.
- Philip Drummond: Superman is studying?
- Arnold Jackson: I'm too young for Wonderwoman.
- Willis Jackson: [Arnold refuses to fight the school bully] Alright, Arnold. Then I'll just tell Mr. Drummond what a coward you are. He'll talk some sense into you. Think he wants a coward for a son?
- Arnold Jackson: Awww Willis, please don't say anything to him.
- Willis Jackson: Well, somebody's gotta make a man outta you.
- Arnold Jackson: What's the rush? I'm barely outta toilet-training.
- Philip Drummond: Good morning, Arnold. Rise and shine!
- Arnold Jackson: Better not let Willis hear you say the word "shine". Back in Harlem, that's fightin' talk.
- Kimberly Drummond: Well, well, if it isn't Sleeping Beauty.
- Willis Jackson: You mean Sleeping Ugly.
- Arnold Jackson: I owe you an insult!
- Willis Jackson: Arnold's always under my feet. I'll never have any privacy until he gets married.
- Arnold Jackson: Married? On MY allowance?
- Philip Drummond: Arnold, I'm afraid there's just one solution. This calls for a spanking.
- Arnold Jackson: A *spanking*? There ain't enough of me to spank!