Darrell Fetty credited as playing...
Waxer
- [Waxer pretends to be homosexual to avoid being drafted]
- Sergeant: Are you a homosexual?
- Waxer: Well, I guess I am. I wrote it down, "Homosexual Tendencies: Yes." Yes.
- Sergeant: Well, you're just gonna love it in the United States Army. There's lots of men there. And they get real close in foxholes and tanks, and in combat. Get him out of here and process him in the Marine Corps.
- Waxer: If you send me to Vietnam, I'll just die.