Ernest Borgnine credited as playing...
Sheriff Lyle Wallace
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: You oughta be shot right where you're standing! So help me if I had a gun, I'd do it myself!
- Rubber Duck: That badge would make it alright, wouldn't it?
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: [On the CB] Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine. This is the bear in the air, officer Lyle Wallace calling Rubber Jerk in that rattlin' piece of black crap at your side door. Come on!
- Rubber Duck: Please don't be using that kind of language on the air, Lyle. Especially don't be using it regarding my beautiful black truck. Over.
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: That thing you call a truck is the worst pile of garbage I ever had the misfortune of writing a citation on.
- Rubber Duck: [On meeting Lyle Wallace] Jesus Christ.
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: Hello, R.D.
- Rubber Duck: Boys, this is the Papa Bear.
- Rubber Duck: How much is it, Lyle?
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: Fifty. Each.
- Bobby 'Love Machine' 'Pig Pen': You rob me, bastard.
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: Sixty.
- Rubber Duck: Hey, take it easy, this ain't an auction, man.
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: I'm doing my job. Keeping my part of the highway safe.
- Spider Mike: Yeah, well you keep it safe in that ditch somewhere feeding flies.
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: I am the law. Don't you understand, I represent the law.
- Rubber Duck: Well piss on ya, and piss on your law.
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: Listen, I'm gonna have the State Police in on this. And when we do, we're gonna lunch on your ass, you son of a bitch!
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: I'm on the trail of a convoy of runaway truckers. And they're being led by a man called Rubber Duck. I suspect that they'll be crossing your state line pretty quick.
- Rubber Duck: Take a look at yourself. You're just a broke-down old bribe-takin' piece of meanness. You tell me, old man. What good are you?
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: I am the law! Don't you understand? I represent the law!