Ali MacGraw credited as playing...
Melissa
- Melissa: Why do they call you the Duck?
- Rubber Duck: Because it rhymes with "luck." See, my daddy always told me to be just like a duck. Stay smooth on the surface and paddle like the devil underneath!
- Melissa: But they're all following you.
- Rubber Duck: [looks at Melissa then road] No, they ain't. I'm just in front of them.
- Melissa: Well I think I've had just about enough of this, thank you very much. I'll think I'll take my things and GET OUT. If you'll pull over to the side, I'm sure I can hitch a ride very easily... Weren't you listening to me? I said I'm ready to get out!
- Rubber Duck: You want out? We're being chased. You want out? Jump.
- Melissa: You want to add the Mann Act to your collection?
- Rubber Duck: Mann Act's for 18 year olds, not someone who's seen the better side of thirty!
- Widow Woman: Oh, Melissa, this is the Duck. She needs a ride.
- Rubber Duck: What happened to the XKE?
- Melissa: I sold it.
- Violet: How do you two know each other?
- Melissa: This is the guy I told you about. The one that told the cop that I was nude driving.
- Violet: Oh, I should have known.
- Melissa: You really love this truck, don't you?
- Rubber Duck: I certainly do *not* love this truck. You oughta meet Ramblin' Jack Elliott. Talk about a man who loves his truck, bumper to bumper. He named his dog "Kenworth". I like knowin' how she runs but, uh, it's really the driving!