Burt Young credited as playing...
Pig Pen
- Rubber Duck: How much is it, Lyle?
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: Fifty. Each.
- Bobby 'Love Machine' 'Pig Pen': You rob me, bastard.
- Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: Sixty.
- Rubber Duck: Hey, take it easy, this ain't an auction, man.
- Bobby 'Love Machine' 'Pig Pen': My handle's Love Machine. You know why they call me Love Machine? Quadraphonic sound, colour TV, I got a big bar sitting right behind me. Now, get this, a warm-water water bed. All the creature comforts, friend.'
- Rubber Duck: Hey, Love Machine, you ain't hauling Go-Go Girls, are you?
- Big Nasty: 10-4. If it'd be all right with you guys, the Bald Eagle, Sneaky Snake, and this here is Big Nasty, we'd be right proud to be part of your little old convoy! Come on.
- Bobby 'Love Machine' 'Pig Pen': Sure, why not? Just slip in the back door, fellas.
- Big Nasty: Oh, we sure do thank you all and we all'd be proud to take a back door to the Rubber Duck.
- Bobby 'Love Machine' 'Pig Pen': We're doin' fine. It'll be okay. But don't let the back door slap you in the ass, buddy.