José Ferrer credited as playing...
Doctor Vando
- The Countess: Anton, when those musicians come back, tell them we've heard enough of that "Valse triste." It's rather tacky!
- Doctor Vando: [disbelieving] Jean Sibelius tacky?
- Barry Detweiler: [Dutch insists on paying for their drinks so Dr. Vando will leave without finding the script he slipped into his coat pocket] No, no. It's on me. Please let me.
- Doctor Vando: Why?
- Barry Detweiler: Because I'm crazy about you, Doc.
- Doctor Vando: [referring to the gold hoop in his left ear] Don't let this earring fool you.
- Barry Detweiler: [referring to Fedora] What's wrong with her, Doc?
- Doctor Vando: Those treatments. Sometimes they have adverse side effects. You can't cheat nature without paying the price.