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Hardware Wars (1978)

Bob Knickerbocker: Ham Salad

Hardware Wars

Bob Knickerbocker credited as playing...

Ham Salad

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Quotes5

  • Fluke Starbucker: They're still back there! They're gaining on us! Does this thing do lightspeed?
  • Ham Salad: You bet your asteroids, kid. Hold on!
  • Princess Anne-Droid: You'll get us all killed!
  • Ham Salad: Well excuuuuuse me!
  • [in the middle of a shootout, Princess Anne-Droid opens an escape door]
  • Princess Anne-Droid: We'll go this way. I insist!
  • [Ham Salad is returning fire with a power drill]
  • Ham Salad: No way, sister! I can handle thi-!
  • [an enemy shot flies between Ham's legs, hitting the wall behind him. Ham instantly turns and follows the princess]
  • Ham Salad: Okay, I'm with you!
  • [Auggie Ben Doggie is in a saber battle with Darph Nader. Fluke, The Princess, and Ham beckon him to escape]
  • Fluke Starbucker: C'mon, Auggie Ben Doggie!
  • Princess Anne-Droid: Get to the ship! Run for it!
  • Ham Salad: C'mon! Let's go!
  • Auggie Ben Doggie: [waving them off] No, you go on without me... I'll be all right... Don't worry about me...
  • [they all become disgusted and walk off]
  • Ham Salad: Aw, jeez!
  • Fluke Starbucker: Jeez! What a martyr!
  • Princess Anne-Droid: What a martyr, I can't believe this!
  • Ham Salad: Yeah. See ya later, you martyr!
  • Ham Salad: Take it easy kid, it's only a movie.

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