Scott Mathews credited as playing...
Fluke Starbucker
- Fluke Starbucker: Jeepers! What is it, Augie Ben Doggie? Did you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?
- Auggie Ben Doggie: No, just a little headache.
- Auggie Ben Doggie: Your father wanted you to have this - when you were old enough.
- Fluke Starbucker: Gosh! Wowee! Jeepers! Golly willickers!
- Fluke Starbucker: They're still back there! They're gaining on us! Does this thing do lightspeed?
- Ham Salad: You bet your asteroids, kid. Hold on!
- Auggie Ben Doggie: An Imperial steamtrooper!
- Fluke Starbucker: Uh-oh!
- Imperial Steamtrooper: Identification?
- Fluke Starbucker: Oh, uh, gee, I think I left my ID in my other pants! Look, we're in kind of a hurry! I could...
- Auggie Ben Doggie: These aren't the drones you want.
- Imperial Steamtrooper: These aren't the drones we want.
- Auggie Ben Doggie: You don't want to detain us.
- Imperial Steamtrooper: We don't want to detain you.
- Auggie Ben Doggie: You will never see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Watch your step, son. This place can be a little rough.
- Fluke Starbucker: Oh, no, it's too weird in here! I - I can't go in here! Look, I'll wait for you outside...
- Auggie Ben Doggie: Stay calm, my boy. We've got to find a pilot.
- Narrator: Enjoy intense drama during the pre-battle briefing scene.
- Lecturer: Okay, so what you want to do is this: You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot. Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterface thruster chamber, and the pneumatic centripetal antigravity shield deflectors, then you simply deactivate the axial gyro-presubinertia-photomegatronic oscillator that you see here.
- Fluke Starbucker: Huh?
- Lecturer: You pull the plug!
- [Auggie Ben Doggie is in a saber battle with Darph Nader. Fluke, The Princess, and Ham beckon him to escape]
- Fluke Starbucker: C'mon, Auggie Ben Doggie!
- Princess Anne-Droid: Get to the ship! Run for it!
- Ham Salad: C'mon! Let's go!
- Auggie Ben Doggie: [waving them off] No, you go on without me... I'll be all right... Don't worry about me...
- [they all become disgusted and walk off]
- Ham Salad: Aw, jeez!
- Fluke Starbucker: Jeez! What a martyr!
- Princess Anne-Droid: What a martyr, I can't believe this!
- Ham Salad: Yeah. See ya later, you martyr!