Susan Swift credited as playing...
Dee Johnson
- Dee Johnson: [looking at her reflection, in the mirror, just after Alice Finely's completed her make-over; she looks beautiful] Is that me?
- Alice Finely: Well, it ain't Dracula's daughter, baby!
- Dee Johnson: Mama, is that really me?
- Stella Johnson: [weeping tears of joy & happiness, of her daughter's new ideal look] It always was you, honey! It always was you!
- Alice Finely: [to Stella, pointing to the back seat of her car before they go out to deal with Otis Harper, Junior] We've got a passenger.
- Dee Johnson: I thought you could use some help.
- Stella Johnson: You know?
- Dee Johnson: I kind of figured it out.
- Stella Johnson: [giving up] Well, welcome aboard the Harper Valley steamroller!
- Dee Johnson: [questioning the Harper Valley P. T. A. postponing the beginning of the election] I refer to the minutes of September 8th, 1968, wherein this board was first elected.
- Dee Johnson: [voice-over, writing in her diary about her mother's exposure of the PTA Board] I'm sure it may leave us at the bottom of the town's popularity poll, but that'll teach 'em not to screw around with my mama!