Jack Warden credited as playing...
Max Corkle
- Max Corkle: [whilst training Pendleton in the spacious mansion grounds] Don't you understand? You're playing football with a bunch of butlers! We're in the Super Bowl. This isn't going to work!
- Joe Pendleton: Don't worry about it. I fixed all that.
- Max Corkle: How?
- Joe Pendleton: I bought the Rams.
- Max Corkle: You be the trainer and I'll start on Sunday.
- Joe Pendleton: I'm starting against Dallas? What about Jarrett?
- Max Corkle: They don't want to go with Jarrett. They want to go with you. Happy Birthday, Joe!
- Max Corkle: What's in this brown stuff?
- Joe Pendleton: Oh, that's just mainly whipped liver.
- Max Corkle: Liver?
- Joe Pendleton: Yep. I put a little whey in it. And then I mix it up with a little alfalfa sprouts and some bean curd and I put some spinach mold in it too. It's nice, isn't it? It's a liver and whey shake.
- Max Corkle: If you want me to stay, arrest me. Otherwise, take this investigation and shove it up your ass!