Paul Stanley credited as playing...
Star Child
- Star Child: You're looking for someone, but it's not KISS.
- Melissa: Yes. My fiance, Sam. He was taking pictures of you.
- Sneed: There are dozens of photographers out there. How could anyone ever...?
- Star Child: [Paul raises his hand to cut Sneed off] He was here.
- Sneed: This is ridiculous.
- The Demon: [Growls]
- Star Child: Sam's still in the park.
- Guard: It was him!
- Guard: Or his twin.
- Cat Man: Gene's brother was an only child.
- Star Child: Easy, Catman, they are serious.
- Space Ace: And they've got guns!
- Cat Man: Weird type of person. I wonder who could've done it?
- Star Child: Good question, Cat Man. What do you compute, Space Ace?
- Space Ace: Insufficient data at the moment, Star Child.
- Cat Man: We better look into it.
- The Demon: [growls]
- Melissa: Unreal! I'd heard about your talisman, but I didn't think they really existed. What's that humming noise?
- Space Ace: Beethoven's Fifth.
- [laughs]
- The Demon: It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman.
- Melissa: Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?
- Star Child: With out them, no powers.
- Cat Man: We're just ordinary human beings.
- The Demon: Not quite ordinary.
- Melissa: Too bad everybody doesn't have a talisman.
- Star Child: But they do, they just haven't realized it.
- Abner Devereaux: You are mistaken, my friend, you are ordinary.
- [Walks over to the clone Demon]
- Abner Devereaux: Soon, will be the less, than ordinary.
- [Tests the Demon out, and gets startled with the fire breathe]
- Abner Devereaux: All of you.
- Star Child: Does everybody feel good?
- [audience goes crazy]
- Star Child: Are you ready for the real KISS?
- [audience goes even more crazy]
- Star Child: Are you ready to rock and roll?
- [audience goes even *more* crazy]
- Star Child: All right then. Let's go.
- Star Child: Hi, Melissa.
- Melissa: How did you know my name?
- Cat Man: He's just showing off.
- Space Ace: A little "Star Power" doesn't hurt either.
- Star Child: We've got to find Devereaux.
- Cat Man: That's good with me, Star Child. I'm down to my last few lives.
- Star Child: [while fighting Frankenstein] I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
- Abner Devereaux: Believe it? Yes, you can believe it.
- [Shoots Cat Man's talisman with the ray gun]
- Star Child: Ahoy, mates, the ownership approaches.
- Cat Man: Aye, me bucko, with his scurvy crew steaming close behind, and I do mean steaming.
- Space Ace: Leave it to me, Star Child! I'll bend these beams with my mind!
- The Demon: Not yours.
- Star Child: Ours.