Herbert Lom credited as playing...
Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus
- Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [Dreyfus shoots a gun at Clouseau a couple times] It's me!
- Chief Insp. Dreyfus: I know!
- [Dreyfus laughs and starts shooting again]
- [about Clouseau]
- Police Commissioner: You knew him intimately.
- Chief Insp. Dreyfus: I hated him intimately!
- Chief Insp. Dreyfus: Clouseau?
- Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes?
- Chief Insp. Dreyfus: Are you wounded?
- Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: No. Fortunately I was saved by the darkness.
- Chief Insp. Dreyfus: So what we need is more light.
- Chief Insp. Dreyfus: Doctor, please, you must help me. Is Clouseau real, or am I going mad again?
- Dr. Paul Laprone: What do you think?
- Chief Insp. Dreyfus: What do I think? What can I think? If that nincompoop is really alive and the things I heard are true, he'll probably be decorated again for rounding up the biggest drug ring in France, and I'll be a-a laughingstock.
- Dr. Paul Laprone: That sounds reasonable. What are you going to do?
- Chief Insp. Dreyfus: What choice do I have? I either commit myself and come back to be locked up in here...
- [a thought strikes him]
- Chief Insp. Dreyfus: Or... I go to Hong Kong.