Robert Webber credited as playing...
Philippe Douvier
- [Philippe Douvier just set up a trap for Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau and invited him to it with a phone call]
- Simone Le Gree: That's so obvious, he's bound to think it's a trap...
- Philippe Douvier: Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap.
- Cato: It's so obvious, it's bound to be a trap.
- Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: That is why you'll never be a great detective, Cato. It's so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap.
- Philippe Douvier: We have to stop seeing each other.
- Simone Legree: Your wife?
- Philippe Douvier: Mmm-hmm.
- Simone Legree: That witch. Okay, how long this time?
- Philippe Douvier: Simone! What the hell are you doing here?
- Simone Legree: I'm waiting for the firecrackers to go off.
- Philippe Douvier: What firecrackers?
- Simone Legree: The ones I just stuck in your pants.
- Philippe Douvier: [bang!] Woah!