Richard Cosentino credited as playing...
Lt. Herschel
- Lt. Herschel: I don't believe it. Two homicides last night, a million dollars worth of smack in the area and you can't find anything on them.
- Sgt. Murphy: Lieutenant, we searched that car from top to bottom. They're clean!
- Lt. Herschel: I don't believe it. We've got Lonigan right here in the station. Lonigan, who would tear the hands of a baby for a few bucks. Tony, I don't give a shit about, since he's only the faggot in the lot.
- Sgt. Murphy: Lieutenant, what do you want us to do? We held them over twenty-four hours. We've got to let 'em go.
- Lt. Herschel: All right.
- [walks over to Lonigan and Tony]
- Lt. Herschel: Well, unfortunately, you two are free to go.
- Lonigan: Lt. Herschel, if you're the fair man I think you are, you owe myself and my associate here an apology.
- Lt. Herschel: Lonigan, old buddy, let me tell you something. A little number down in the alley last night has your name written all over it. Now, I don't know where you ditched the stuff, but you're lucky you came clean because if my boys found so much as a pocketknife, you and Greaseball would be our permanent guests in the big house.
- Lonigan: [laughing hysterically] Yeah! The big house? How about Little House on the Prairie? We even got a Kojak in here!
- Lt. Herschel: Get out of here, Lonigan. Take Scumbag with you.
- Tony: [offended] Hey, look...
- Lonigan: Icy calm. Icy calm. Bye!
- [Lonigan is still laughing when he and Tony leave]
- Lt. Herschel: [after seeing the charred wreck of the police car] Jesus, I haven't seen anything like this since Korea.
- Sgt. Murphy: Yeah, they didn't stand a chance. What in the hell did they use, anyway, a goddamn bazooka?
- Lt. Herschel: What do you mean, what did they use? Weren't you listening to Klugman? That's what we pay him two grand a year for. It was an Armalite with explosive shells.
- Sgt. Murphy: Well, who uses those damn things, anyway?
- Lt. Herschel: Abigail Bratowski. That's her M.O. Lonigan and that asshole buddy of his run with her, sometimes.
- Sgt. Murphy: Bratowski. Boy, that dame is trouble.
- Lt. Herschel: No shit. Next to Abigail Bratowski, Ma Barker was a nun.
- Sgt. Murphy: [confused] A nun?
- Police: Hey! Lt. Herschel! There's another one in the backseat with an ice pick in his neck.
- Lt. Herschel: [confused] An ice pick?
- [the policeman hands him the bloodied ice pick from Lonigan's neck and cleans it off with his hanker chief]
- Lt. Herschel: Looks like Lonigan and Tony double-crossed the dame and she tracked them down.
- Sgt. Murphy: Well, she's a persistent dame. Hell, she tore up half the countryside.
- Lt. Herschel: [gives Lonigan's dead body a friendly pat on the back] Tough luck, Lonigan.