Christopher Lee credited as playing...
Capt. Wolfgang von Kleinschmidt
- Captain Wolfgang von Kleinschmidt: [in German; subtitled] The Führer was right! There is no place in the Third Reich for you yellow swine!
- Colonel Akiro Mitamura: [in Japanese; subtitled] You can take your "Third Reich" and shove it up your ass!
- Captain Wolfgang von Kleinschmidt: [in German, to Hollis P. Wood who is on the toilet] Now you WILL shit! That is an order!
- Colonel Akiro Mitamura: All of our navigational equipment is inoperable. It's all crap! What kind of submarine did your government sell us?
- Captain Wolfgang von Kleinschmidt: The instruments on this vessel are the finest Swiss-made. The problem is with your crew. Even children in the Hitler Youth learn by the age of ten how to operate a simple compass. I suggest you return to your homeland and leave the American continent to our Superior Reich Navy.
- Colonel Akiro Mitamura: Ito, take a landing party ashore and determine our position!
- Captain Wolfgang von Kleinschmidt: Captain, you are insane.
- Colonel Akiro Mitamura: These men are the descendants of Ninja Assassins. They will find Hollywood!