Nigel Havers credited as playing...
George Martin
- Brian Epstein: Boys, George Martin, producer.
- George Martin: Afternoon. Now, if there's anything you don't like, just let me know.
- George Harrison: Well, for a start, I don't like your tie.
- George Martin: Pity. I just bought it yesterday. Well, we'll do two singles; to start with, "Love Me Do", and for the follow-up, you can try "How Do You Do It?".
- John Lennon: Sorry Sir, from now on we only do our own material.
- George Martin: Which one are you?
- John Lennon: Private John Lennon, Sir.
- George Martin: Well Lennon, are you trying to teach me my business?
- John Lennon: No sir, I'm trying to teach you our business.
- Brian Epstein: John, this song could be a Number-One hit.
- Paul McCartney: You've just signed a new group, Eppie, called 'Gerry and the Pacemakers'. Why don't you give it to them, I'm sure they could do the hit.
- George Martin: Well Lennon, what would you do for the follow-up?
- John Lennon: I worked up something as simple as possible. It's called "Please Please Me".
- George Martin: And you reckon that'll be Number-One?
- John Lennon: It's strictly for the Hit Parade. Everything we do is going to be Number-One.
- George Martin: Well then, let's get to work, so not to deprive the world of those incredible sounds for one moment longer.
- John Lennon: That's just what I was saying, sir. A chip?
- George Martin: Uh, no, not for me, thank you.
- Paul McCartney: Well if he doesn't want it, I'll have it.
- John Lennon: It's the one with the grease on it.