Don Dacus credited as playing...
Woof
- Prison Psychiatrist: And men?
- Woof: Men? What do you mean?
- Prison Psychiatrist: Do you have any sexual attraction towards men?
- Woof: You mean if I'm a homosexual or something like that?
- Prison Psychiatrist: Yeah.
- Woof: Well, I wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but uh, I'm not a homosexual. No.
- Prison Psychiatrist: Well tell me, can you tell me why you're so uptight about having your haircut?
- Jeannie: I know who the father is.
- Hud: Yeah? You know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out white and squishy, like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that's mine.
- Woof: "White and squishy"?
- Hud: Yeah, man. White and squishy!
- Woof: Listen, he come out and see your crazy black ass standing there, he's gonna be spitting watermelon seeds in your face, man.
- Hud: You always open up your mouth before you even think. Get it. When this baby comes out and sees me, he's gonna be so happy and so proud. Do you know what he's gonna say?
- [singing]
- Hud: I'm a colored spade, A negra, A black nigger, A jungle bunny, Jigaboo, Coon, Pickaninny, Mau-Mau, Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy, Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, Zombie, Ubangi lipped, Flat nose, Tap dancin', Resident of Harlem, And president of The United States of Love...
- Woof: [singing] She asked me why, I'm just a hairy guy, I'm hairy, noon and night, Hair that's a fright, I'm hairy, high and low, Don't ask me why, Don't know, It's not for lack of bread, Like the Grateful Dead, Darling...
- Sheila: [singing] Singing a song
- Jeannie, Hud's Fiancee: Sing a song, Song a sing
- Berger, Sheila, Jeannie, Hud's Fiancee, Woof, Hud: Song-song-song, Sing sing-sing, Sing song, Song-song-song, Sing sing-sing, Sing song...
- Woof, Jeannie, Hud, Hud's Fiancee, Claude Bukowski, Sheila: [singing] Singing our space songs, On a spider web sitar, Life is around you and in you, Answer for Timothy Leary, dearie, Let the sunshine, Let the sunshine in, The sunshine in, Let the sunshine, Let the sunshine in, The sunshine in...