Dick Shawn credited as playing...
Lt. Ferguson
- Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: My name is Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg, and I want to talk to you about a man who sucks the blood out of people.
- Lieutenant Ferguson: A loan shark, eh? What's 's name.
- Lieutenant Ferguson: You know, we can't go in there without a warrant.
- Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: If we don't, her immortal soul will be lost forever!
- Lieutenant Ferguson: If we do, I'll lose my pension.
- [Rosenberg and the lieutenant arrive at Cindy's apartment building to find Dracula's hearse parked out front]
- Doctor Jeff Rosenberg: Look at this! It's *him*!
- Lieutenant Ferguson: Yeah... or a rock group!