Frank Oz credited as playing...
Miss Piggy • Fozzie Bear • Animal • Sam the Eagle • Doc Hopper's Men • Marvin Suggs • Swedish Chef (assistant) • Motorcycle Guy
- Fozzie: [walking into the church and seeing the Electric Mayhem] They don't look like Presbyterians to me.
- Fozzie: Hey, why don't you join us?
- Gonzo: Where are you going?
- Fozzie: We're following our dream!
- Gonzo: Really? I have a dream, too!
- Fozzie: Oh?
- Gonzo: But you'll think it's stupid.
- Fozzie: No we won't, tell us, tell us!
- Gonzo: Well, I want to go to Bombay, India and become a movie star.
- Fozzie: You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star! You go where we're going: Hollywood.
- Gonzo: Sure, if you want to do it the *easy* way.
- Fozzie: [to Kermit] We've picked up a weirdo...
- Miss Piggy: Kermie, whisper sweet nothings into my ear.
- Kermit: Uh... motorcycle cop.
- Miss Piggy: "Motorcycle cop" is a sweet nothing?
- Kermit: A motorcycle cop is chasing us.
- Miss Piggy: [gushing] Ooh, you mad, impetuous thing, it's champagne!
- Insolent Waiter: Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.
- [Professor Max Krassman has just put Kermit in the electronic beanie]
- Miss Piggy: [desperate] Please! Please! Not my frog, please!
- Max Krassman: Say goodbye to your frog, pig!
- Miss Piggy: Why should I?
- Max Krassman: Because in 10 seconds, he won't know *you* from kosher bacon.
- Miss Piggy: [furious] That does it!
- Kermit: Hey, Fozzie, look up ahead there.
- Fozzie: What is that?
- Kermit: Maybe we should give him a ride.
- Fozzie: I don't know, he's pretty big.
- Fozzie: [to Big Bird] Hey there, wanna lift?
- Big Bird: Oh, no thanks. I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television.
- Fozzie: Oh. Hm, good luck.
- Kermit: [asks the waiter to taste the wine for him and Miss Piggy] Will you taste it for us, please?
- Insolent Waiter: [tastes the wine, makes a face and spits it out] Ooh! Ah... Excellent - choice.
- Kermit: [to Miss Piggy] Should be, for ninety-five cents.
- Miss Piggy: [impressed] Ooooh!
- Fozzie: Oh, I'm so nervous. If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?
- [Animal roars and scares Kermit and Fozzie]
- Floyd Pepper: Oh, yeah, that's Animal. Show 'em what you do, Animal.
- Animal: I want to - eat drums!
- [chews on a cymbal]
- Dr. Teeth: No, no. Beat drums, beat drums!
- Animal: [stops chewing] Beat drums! Beat drums!
- [Starts beating his head against that same cymbal]
- Floyd Pepper: Down, Animal!
- Animal: DOWN!
- Floyd Pepper: Back!
- Animal: BACK!
- Floyd Pepper: Sit!
- Animal: SIT!
- Miss Piggy: [as Beaker combs her hair, he comes across a tangle] Ow!
- [turns around]
- Miss Piggy: Watch it!
- [Beaker beeps back hurriedly]
- Kermit: [through his megaphone] Miss Piggy, you look beautiful!
- Miss Piggy: Thank you!
- Kermit: [aside] Hollywood talk.
- Fozzie: Hello, I'd like an ice cream.
- Ice Cream Vendor: What do you want? Chocolate, vanilla, coffee, peach fudge, rum, banana?
- Fozzie: Honey.
- Ice Cream Vendor: Honey? I beg your pardon, I hardly know you.
- Fozzie: Ahhhhhhhh! But seriously, I'd like a honey ice cream cone for me, and a dragonfly ripple for my friend the frog.
- Ice Cream Vendor: OK.
- [handing him the two ice cream cones]
- Ice Cream Vendor: One honey cone for the bear.
- Fozzie: Yeah.
- Ice Cream Vendor: And one dragonfly ripple for the frog.
- Fozzie: Yucha.
- Ice Cream Vendor: Don't get 'em mixed up.
- Fozzie: Gotcha.