Paul Bartel credited as playing...
Mr. McGree
- Fritz Hansel: The gym!
- Fritz Gretel: Girls!
- Fritz Hansel: Music!
- Fritz Gretel: Legs!
- Fritz Hansel: Dancing!
- Fritz Gretel: Boobs!
- Fritz Hansel: Randell!
- Fritz Gretel: Sex...
- Mr. McGree: I think they're trying to tell us something.
- Usher: [to Mr. McGree] Oh, sorry, Mantovani's down the block.
- Mr. McGree: I'm hep, Daddy-o. I'm into the Ramones.
- Mr. McGree: Hey, guys, you know, people say that your music is loud and destructive and lethal to mice; but, I think you're the Beethovens of our time.
- [the Ramones pull up to the high school, where Principal Togar is burning rock and roll albums, and get out of their car]
- Riff: Hey, come on, you guys, follow me into the school! Come on!
- Mr. McGree: I regret that I have only one life to give for rock and roll!
- Riff: Come on, go with us, Mr. McGree. Come on.
- Mr. McGree: I'm hep, Daddy-O. I'm into the Ramones.
- Ticket Taker in Green Shirt: Sure you are. Got any drugs? Bottles? Cans? Cameras? Let me check the outfit.
- Mr. McGree: Anybody got any glue?
- Mr. McGree: [Mr. McGree has just received his ticket to the concert, but he does not even know the correct pronunciation of Ramones] Who are the Ramon-ee's?