Vladek Sheybal credited as playing...
Boogalow
- Mr. Boogalow: [singing] Like a puppet on a string / Like a monkey on a swing / Man is clinging to the ropes / Of the fantasies and hopes / We are dangling / He's so eager to believe / And so easily deceived / Like a baby watching magic / He's so gullible, it's tragic / In a word, naïve.
- Mr. Boogalow: Don't tell me you're going to start all over again?
- Mr. Topps: Yes. But this time, without you.
- Mr. Boogalow: Without me? But, my dear Topps, you know that isn't possible. The world simply cannot exist without me.
- Mr. Topps: Let's give it a try.
- Alphie: It *was* an earthquake! I didn't dream it!
- Mr. Boogalow: Of course you didn't. When I signed my first contract, I also felt the world was going to pieces.
- Mr. Boogalow: [entering "Hell"] Do you like it?
- Bibi: I love it!
- Alphie: I hate it!
- Mr. Boogalow: You can go back to Paradise.
- Mr. Boogalow: [singing] Reaching the top is such a long, hard climb / Millions of people stand and wait in line / Do you think I got there being patient and kind? / Yes, I know how to be a master!
- Mr. Boogalow: Bring the hors d'oeuvre.
- Shake: Our special hors d'oeuvre
- Mr. Boogalow: My special hors d'oeuvre. The apple!
- Shake: Bring the master's special hors d'oeuvre - the apple!
- Mr. Boogalow: [presents it to Bibi] Don't be afraid. Taste it.
- Dandi, Pandi: [singing] Oo-ah, Lure them into chains, Oh-ah
- Mr. Boogalow: Whip them till they're tame
- Shake: Oh-ah, They'll learn to love their pain...
- Mr. Boogalow: Who the hell are they?
- Shake: They're nobodies. I swear. They're just a couple of kids from Moose Jaw.
- Mr. Boogalow: Moose where?