Laura Planting: Lucy Van Pelt

Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (and Don't Come Back!!)

Lucy Van Pelt

Peppermint Patty: [Charlie Brown nibbles a bit on his eraser] Don't chew on your eraser, Chuck. It bugs me.
[Charlie Brown drums his fingers on the desk]
Peppermint Patty: Stop drumming your fingers on the desk, Chuck. That grosses me out.
[Charlie Brown sighs]
Peppermint Patty: And don't hassle me with your sighs, Chuck.
[Charlie Brown breathes through his mouth and licks his fingers while turning a page]
Peppermint Patty: Don't breathe through your mouth, Chuck. Don't lick your fingers when you turn the pages, Chuck.
[Charlie Brown is starting to get angry]
Peppermint Patty: And don't scrap your feet on the desk.
Charlie Brown: [shouting - finally had enough - his shouting knocks Peppermint Patty off her seat] WILL YOU STOP CRITICIZING ME?

Teacher: How many times does 25 go into 75?
Peppermint Patty: I'm awake! I'm awake! The answer is 12!
Teacher: No, that is not correct.
Peppermint Patty: The answer is 6!
Charlie Brown: 3!
Teacher: 3 is correct.
Peppermint Patty: You contradicted me, Chuck! You made a fool out of me in front of the whole class.
Charlie Brown: Well 6 was the wrong answer. I had to say 3.
Peppermint Patty: You don't like me do you, Chuck?

Peppermint Patty: False! Why did you put down false, Chuck? The answer is true, Chuck! What's true is true! Put down true, Chuck, or I'll never speak to you again.
Teacher: Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: Ma'am?
Teacher: Is your partner giving you the answers?
Charlie Brown: Oh no, ma'am. She's not giving me the answers. Forcing, maybe, but not giving.

Peppermint Patty: [in-flight meals are served] Hey, Marcie, this is real nice!
Marcie: It's a whole lot better than peanut butter sandwiches, sir.
Peppermint Patty: What do you think they'll feed us in France?
Marcie: Probably peanut butter on French bread, sir.

Peppermint Patty: [Everybody in the car is eating sandwiches except for Charlie Brown, whose share of the loaf of bread got slammed into the hood of the car] Boy, Chuck, this is great. That was real generous of you to feed your share to the car.
[Snoopy and Woodstock snicker]
Peppermint Patty: Notice how well the car is running since you gave it some bread?
[Everybody breaks out laughing]

[after Charlie Brown knocked down Peppermint Patty from being critized by her during a class, he and Peppermint Patty sits in the detention room]
Peppermint Patty: Another fine mess you've got me into, Chuck.

Pierre: Did he say chateau? Surely they are not staying at the Chateau of the Bad Neighbor.
Marcie: Yes they are, Mal Voisin.
Pierre: But that is terrible! They cannot stay there!
Peppermint Patty: Why not, Pierre?
Pierre: They could be in great danger!
Marcie: Danger?
Pierre: No one, absolutely no one goes to that chateau, if you are from another country, that's even worse.
Peppermint Patty: But Chuck received a letter from the chateau!
Pierre: And, but that too is impossible, the baron would never allow such a thing.
Marcie: The baron? What baron?
Pierre: Come! We must see if we can do something!

Pierre: [on the phone] Êtes-vous sûr madame? Are you sure, Madam? Are you sure there is no answer? Alright thank you, merci.
[hangs up]
Marcie: No answer? Shouldn't they have been there by now?
Peppermint Patty: Well now what do we do?
Pierre: There is nothing we can do. We must wait until morning and hope they are alright.
Marcie: I don't think I like this, Sir. Chuck didn't fly all the way over here to get mugged.

Peppermint Patty: [gathered around a fire] I hope Chuck and Linus got into the chateau tonight, it's cold outside.
Pierre: Nobody go into the Mal Voisin! I remember Violette often spoke of her grandmother and an American friend. During WWII many Americans were stationed around here, and in the Chateau Mal Voisin. I wish your friend will leave the chateau, he could be in danger!

Peppermint Patty: [after they get off the plane in London] Hey Chuck, we're in England. Did you ever think you'd be in England?
[Looks down at Snoopy, who is dressed in stereotypical British clothing, including a black bowler hat, briefcase, and an umbrella]
Peppermint Patty: And who does he think he is? The Prime minister?
[Snoopy hits her upside the head with the umbrella]

Peppermint Patty: If you know an answer, Chuck, and I don't, you tell me what it is. If I know an answer and you don't, I'll tell you what it is.
Charlie Brown: What happens if neither of us knows the answer?
Peppermint Patty: We'll punt!