Al Pacino credited as playing...
Steve Burns
- Steve Burns: Excuse me?
- Hankie Salesman: Yeah? What?
- Steve Burns: I was just looking at all these colored handkerchiefs you have for sale here and... well, I'm kinda new around here and I noticed that nearly all of the guys wondering outside have one or more of these colored hankies in their rear pockets. Could you tell me what they mean?
- Hankie Salesman: The blue hankie means blow-job. You have one hanging out of your left pants pocket means you want a blow-job. A blue in the right rear pocket is you give them. The green hankie in your right rear pocket means you're a hustler. The green hankie in your left rear means you're looking to buy. The yellow hankie in your left rear pocket means you give golden shower. The yellow in the right rear means you receive gold. The red hankie in your left rear pocket means you give S&M. The red in the right...
- Steve Burns: [walks out] Okay! Enough! Thanks.
- Steve Burns: They told me that there was some... special assignment... and that I was right for it.
- Capt. Edelson: Let me ask you something... Have you ever had your cock sucked by a man?
- Steve Burns: A man? No. Well, I...
- Capt. Edelson: Ever been porked? Or had a man smoke your pole?
- Steve Burns: You gotta be kidding. Yeah, you're kidding, I knew it. No.