Ron Millkie credited as playing...
Officer Dorf
- Officer Dorf: I'm looking for somebody.
- Ned: Now, who's that?
- Officer Dorf: Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.
- Ned: [acting silly with the stereotypical Native American headdress on] Well, there's no crazy people around here!
- Officer Dorf: I told you to sit on it, Tonto!
- Officer Dorf: What you been smoking, boy?
- Jack: Smoking? Don't smoke; causes cancer.
- Officer Dorf: You know what I mean. What, did you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on. Colombian gold, man. Grass, hash, the weed, dig it?
- Officer Dorf: You kids keep your noses clean, you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't! We ain't gonna stand for any weirdness out here!
- Ned: [after dancing around, doing a rain dance with a stereotypical Native American headdress on] Yeah, right, I'm just fooling around...
- Officer Dorf: Hey, can it, Cochise.
- Bill: ...This Ralph you're looking for, is he dangerous or anything?
- Officer Dorf: [oozing disgust] Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his "calling". Then I spend a whole morning in court, while he gets a week in jail.