Mark Nelson credited as playing...
Ned
- Officer Dorf: I'm looking for somebody.
- Ned: Now, who's that?
- Officer Dorf: Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.
- Ned: [acting silly with the stereotypical Native American headdress on] Well, there's no crazy people around here!
- Officer Dorf: I told you to sit on it, Tonto!
- Ned: [shoots arrow at target after Brenda sets it up] Ta-da!
- Brenda: Are you crazy?
- Ned: Wanna see my trick shot? It's even better.
- Brenda: I don't believe you!
- Ned: [imitating Humphrey Bogart] You know, you're beautiful when you're angry, sweetheart.
- Brenda: Oh, yeah?
- Ned: Yeah.
- Brenda: Are you gonna help me or scare me to death? If you do that again, I'll tack you up to the wall to dry.
- Ned: Yeah! I love that sexy talk.
- Ned: [Runs around howling like an Indian in a headdress, he sees a Police officer staring at him] Oh, shit.
- Ned: [after dancing around, doing a rain dance with a stereotypical Native American headdress on] Yeah, right, I'm just fooling around...
- Officer Dorf: Hey, can it, Cochise.