Don Novello credited as playing...
Father Guido Sarducci
- Father Guido Sarducci: That's forever. Forever. I know some Priests they say forever and ever. I really don't think the 'and ever' is necessary. Forever kinda covers it, you know. Forever means forever.
- Father Guido Sarducci: I gotta this idea for a school I would like to start. Something called the Five Minute University. And it - the idea is that in five minutes you learn what the average college graduate remembers five years after he or she's out of-a school.