Stephen W. Burns credited as playing...
Pete
- Captain Blythe: Now, how did you want to handle that?
- D.J.: You mean pay for it?
- Captain Blythe: Or did you plan to, uh, reassemble the stemware yourself?
- Pete: It's not our responsiblity.
- Captain Blythe: I'm your captain, judge, and jury. I'll decide what's your responsiblity!
- Chief Steward: Captain.
- Captain Blythe: Hmm. The, uh, the cargo manifest states unequivocally that you, Peter Stancheck, are the sole owner of the car. You are the consignor and the consignee. Your car did the damage, ergo...
- D.J.: Yeah, but Peter wasn't driving...
- Captain Blythe: Start! I, uh, I have been advised by our public relations department to waive all charges of kidnapping. And smuggling illegal aliens into a foreign country.
- Pete: Where's that kid, anyway?
- Captain Blythe: In the storeroom, where he'll remain until the ship reaches Panama, at which time he will be turned over to the port authorities and returned to his native country. In the meantime, your automobile will be impounded until your obligations are met.
- Chief Steward: Captain.
- Captain Blythe: Uh, gentlemen. I do hope you've been enjoying the cruise so far. Remember, we have a shuffleboard tournament on main deck at four bells... And, uh, disco lessons in the lounge at six bells.
- Pete: Thanks, anyway.