Dana Elcar credited as playing...
Chief
- Maxwell Smart: You know, Chief, this nude bomb might solve a lot of problems.
- Chief: Such as?
- Maxwell Smart: Well for one thing, flashers.
- Chief: Only you would think of a that, Max.
- Maxwell Smart: That's why they pay me the big bucks. And there'd be no more trouble with concealed weapons. I mean if everyone was nude, there'd be no place to hide a gun or a knife. Well, there is a place, but it could be painful.
- Maxwell Smart: And if there's one thing I've learned, in many many years of experience, it's that you cannot be too careful with your gun.
- [puts his gun away in his pants, accidentally pulls the trigger]
- Maxwell Smart: Excuse me.
- [turns around examines himself, turns back]
- Chief: Are you al right?
- Maxwell Smart: Missed it by that much.
- Chief: We're really up against it, this time, 86. The fate of the entire world is in your hands.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh no, not again. Well, ok this time, but next week I'm on vacation, Chief. If you get in trouble then, it's your ass.
- Maxwell Smart: What is it now, Chief?
- Chief: Max, I wanna know what's happening.
- Maxwell Smart: Ahh! I'm falling at a speed of 120 miles an hour... from a height of approximately 8,000 feet. I'm gonna open my parachute. Should be on the ground in two minutes.
- [parachute flies away]
- Maxwell Smart: Would you believe two seconds?
- Agent 22: Mission's Over, Max
- Chief: Listen, there may be some fallout from that nude bomb. We better get out of here.
- Maxwell Smart: Don't be ridiculous, Chief. There is no fallout
- [chief sees himself in the nude]
- Maxwell Smart: from a nude bomb. Fallout from a nude
- [Agent 22 and Maxwell Smart then see themselves in the nude. Chief, Agent 22 and Maxwell Smart run to the rescue chopper bare ass naked]