Gordon Clapp credited as playing...
Chip
- Chip Hollister: [to a police officer] Look, we didn't shoot the deer. We don't even have a gun!
- Chip Hollister: [to Mike and J. T] They think we shot the deer.
- [rolls his eyes]
- J.T.: How do you know it was shot, Mr. Hollister? No one said anything about a shooting.
- Mike Donnelly: It might've been knifed.
- J.T.: Or bludgeoned to death.
- Mike Donnelly: Or strangled with a silk stocking.
- J.T.: Or slowly poisoned.
- Mike Donnelly: You blew it, mister. You should've clammed up.
- J.T.: You're taking the fall, kid.
- Chip Hollister: Just as long as they don't search the car.
- Mike Donnelly: Oh, that's right. The glove compartment.
- J.T.: "Top aide nabbed in drug bust. Senator refuses comment."
- Chip Hollister: Give me a break!
- [Mike and J. T. laugh]
- Norman: Take all of you people to nail one buck?
- Chip Hollister: It was just lying there with its feet tied together.
- Norman: Must've been an easy shot, then.
- [They laugh]
- Norman: How many points?
- Chip Hollister: I didn't count.
- Norman: You're not from here, are you?
- Chip Hollister: No. Just Mike.
- Norman: Lucky sons of bitches. I been jacking deer in these woods all my life. Never stumbled across one that was gift-wrapped!
- Officer: Norman!
- Norman: Coming.
- [he stands and leans close to Chip]
- Norman: Son, plead self-defence. It's your only hope.
- [Chip returns to the car to find Ron talking to Irene]
- Chip Hollister: Hi.
- Ron Desjardins: Hi.
- Chip Hollister: I'm, uh, Chip Hollister.
- Ron Desjardins: [shaking his hand] Pleased to meet you.
- Chip Hollister: You're...?
- [Ron looks down at the name tag on his chest. Chip sees it]
- Chip Hollister: Ron.
- Ron Desjardins: Very good. Last name's Desjardins, but, uh, I gotta have another tit to fit it all. You Irene's old man?
- [Chip chuckles nervously]
- Ron Desjardins: Well, she's a real sweet girl, let me tell you.
- Irene Rosenblue: Ron!
- Ron Desjardins: Hey, pump you some?
- Chip Hollister: Huh?
- Ron Desjardins: Gas. Pump gas. We got your custom-blended, unleaded, super premium...
- Chip Hollister: No, no, I was just, uh...
- Ron Desjardins: Making a deposit, not a withdrawal?