John Mendillo credited as playing...
Bartender
- [they sit in a row in the bar mimicking a sports racing announcer]
- Mike Donnelly: Sunday!
- Ron Desjardins: Sunday!
- Howie: Sunday!
- Mike Donnelly: At Washington Valley Speedway: thrills, chills, and spills!
- Ron Desjardins: [starts making racing car noises] Varoommmm!
- Howie: Nitro-burning funny cars!
- Mike Donnelly: Joey Chitwood and his Auto Daredevils!
- Howie: Special appearance by Big Daddy Roth!
- Mike Donnelly: You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll cry!
- Ron Desjardins: Sunday!
- Mike Donnelly: Stocks and dragsters burning rubber in the biggest event of the season! This very Sunday!
- Ron Desjardins: Sunday!
- Howie: Sunday!
- Mike Donnelly: Sunday!
- Bartender: [voice-over] Howie!
- Howie: What?
- Bartender: It's your wife. The hotel's been calling.
- Howie: Oh... I gotta go. Catch you guys later.
- [he stands up and leaves]
- Mike Donnelly: [waving to him] Sunday!