John Cater credited as playing...
Bert
- Miss Ruth Jones: [points to magazines in Rigsby's hands] What are those?
- Rigsby: Oh, they're, er... photographic studies, Miss Jones... for the nature lover. A sort of hymn of praise to the female form.
- Miss Ruth Jones: Do you mean they're nudes?
- Rigsby: Er... yes.
- Miss Ruth Jones: [disgusted] I see. If you'll excuse me, Mr. Rigsby. It's rather warm in here.
- Rigsby: [Rigsby confronts Bert] What did you have to go and do that for? What's she going to think of me now?
- Bert: Well I'm sorry, Rigsby. I didn't know you fancied her.
- Rigsby: Well, why not?
- Bert: I thought you only like women with staples across their stomachs.