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Carrie
- 'Bandit': I didn't take Charlotte to Texas.
- Carrie: You didn't?
- 'Bandit': No.
- Carrie: What about Big Enos?
- 'Bandit': Let him get his own elephant.
- Carrie: What about the money?
- 'Bandit': I blew it. But we can still make it.
- Carrie: Have you got more than a dollar?
- 'Bandit': Yeah.
- Carrie: In cash?
- 'Bandit': Yeah.
- Carrie: Then that's good enough.
- Terry Bradshaw: [Bandit drives along the sideline and pulls up next to Terry Bradshaw] Hi, Bandit. Hi, Frog.
- Carrie: Hi, Terry.
- 'Bandit': Hey, I need a favor.
- Terry Bradshaw: You always do.
- 'Bandit': Yeah. Uh, do you still got your ranch in Shreveport?
- Terry Bradshaw: You betcha.
- 'Bandit': [Points] Now, I don't have to tell you who that is.
- Terry Bradshaw: [Sees Smokey's police car drive onto the football field] Haha, Buford T. Justice.
- 'Bandit': Could you hold him up for a while?
- Terry Bradshaw: Oh, I'd be glad to. Hey Joe!
- 'Mean' Joe Greene: Yeah?
- Terry Bradshaw: ...Tackle that car!
- [Joe nods and gets in front of Smokey's car as it pulls up]
- 'Bandit': Thanks, Ter!
- Terry Bradshaw: You owe me, Bandit!
- [Bandit drives off]
- Carrie: Let's face it, Sinatra sang "My Way" and you sang "Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial".
- Carrie: [Gets angry at Bo and storms out of club ,he follows] That is it for you! You have had it! You're hooked! You're a fame junkie! They should give you intravenous feedings of People magazine and National Enquirer headlines!... And if you're a real good boy,they'll give you a Tonight Show enema!
- 'Bandit': [Confused by her attitude] What is the matter?
- Carrie: [Ignores him and concludes before leaving] ... and if you weren't so dumb,they'd put you on Cross-Wits!