Mike Henry credited as playing...
Junior
- Junior: Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator.
- Buford T. Justice: That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight.
- Junior: You know, Daddy, I like this place. All the 'gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?
- Buford T. Justice: Why don't YOU move down here?
- Junior: Oh no, Daddy, I ain't NEVER leavin' home. That's a promise.
- Buford T. Justice: Don't you ever, EVER threaten yo' daddy like that again!
- Junior: You know, Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company.
- Buford T. Justice: Bad company? Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. When you raid a cathouse, you take the piano player too.
- Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
- Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.
- Buford T. Justice: [Sheriff Justice's car got hit by Cledus' truck] Are you alright, Junior?
- Junior: Yeah.
- Buford T. Justice: You would be, you shit!
- Buford T. Justice: You're not getting away from me Bandit and I'm still in hot pursuit.
- 'Bandit': I copy that Buford. But I hear your pursuit ain't that hot.
- [Buford's car is folded into a triangle]
- Buford T. Justice: Give me your handkerchief.
- Junior: What?
- Buford T. Justice: Give me your handkerchief.
- [Junior hands him the handkerchief]
- Junior: [Buford wipes the dash and gives the handkerchief back to Junior] What is it?
- Buford T. Justice: A little fly shit.