David Huddleston credited as playing...
John Conn
- John Conn: I reckon if I spend a few more million, I'd have this election sewed up.
- Party Guest: You better. You only raised $80 at that last benefit dinner.
- John Conn: I delivered the Statler Brothers, didn't I?
- Big Enos: Are you ready, Son?
- Little Enos: Nobody shit-bombs a Burdette and gets away with it.
- John Conn: I'll tell you one thing. When I'm elected governor. I'm gonna pass a law that damn fools like that... can't fly over other people's property.
- Big Enos: Let it fly, boy! Let it fly!
- John Conn: Shit!
- [Big Enos and Little Enos drop red paint from bombers as payback]
- John Conn: Enos Burdette, your fat ass will not warm the governor's chair if I have to spend every goddamn dime I got!
- [opening lines]
- Big Enos: You may not know me. I'm Big Enos Burdette.
- [Little Enos taps him on his shoulder]
- Big Enos: This is my son, Little Enos. Believe me, you put Enos Burdette in the capitol building in Austin.
- [Sees three B-25 bombers off in the distance]
- Big Enos: Holy... Is that who I think it is?
- Little Enos: If that ain't John Conn, then I'm The Incredible Hulk.
- John Conn: Bomb bay doors open!
- [the bay doors open]
- John Conn: Bombs away!
- [manure is dumped on Big Enos' campaign train and he laughs]
- Little Enos: [Fuming] Daddy, this bullshit has got to stop.