Michael Bates credited as playing...
Rangi Ram
- Rangi Ram: [the Sgt-Major has managed to annoy a fortune teller] Oh, Sergeant-Major, he is cursing you. He say all your teeth fall out.
- BSM Williams: Oh, dear, how sad, too late.
- Rangi Ram: I shall put in telegram: "All postings cancelled. Whole area covered with Bubonic plague, and put into gelatine."
- Gunner Graham: *Quarantine*.
- Rangi Ram: Oh! Saab righty, Rangi wrongy.
- Gunner 'Nobby' Clark: Rangi, gelatine's the thing they cut your head off with.
- Gunner Beaumont: That's a guillotine, you berk!