Kenneth MacDonald credited as playing...
Gunner 'Nobby' Clark
- Gunner 'Nobby' Clark: I always thought concubines were those little animals, with spikes on their backs.
- Gunner Beaumont: They're *porcupines*.
- Gunner 'Parky' Parkin: [there is a snake loose in the camp] Why don't we buy a mongoose to frighten it away?
- Gunner 'Nobby' Clark: I didn't know snakes were afraid of geese.
- Rangi Ram: I shall put in telegram: "All postings cancelled. Whole area covered with Bubonic plague, and put into gelatine."
- Gunner Graham: *Quarantine*.
- Rangi Ram: Oh! Saab righty, Rangi wrongy.
- Gunner 'Nobby' Clark: Rangi, gelatine's the thing they cut your head off with.
- Gunner Beaumont: That's a guillotine, you berk!