Kathleen Turner credited as playing...
- Matty: [to Ned] You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
- Ned: What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all.
- Matty: You don't look lazy.
- Ned: Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.
- Matty: This is a blouse and a skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.
- Ned: You shouldn't wear that body.
- Ned: Can I buy you a drink?
- Matty: I told you. I've got a husband.
- Ned: I'll buy him one too.
- Matty: He's out of town.
- Ned: My favorite kind. We'll drink to him.
- Matty: Only comes up on weekends.
- Ned: I'm liking him better all the time.
- Ned: I need someone to take care of me, someone to rub my tired muscles, smooth out my sheets.
- Matty: Get married.
- Ned: I just need it for tonight.
- Matty: My temperature runs a couple of degrees high, around a hundred. I don't mind. It's the engine or something.
- Ned: Maybe you need a tune up.
- Matty: Don't tell me. You have just the right tool.
- Ned: I don't talk like that.
- Matty: [spills a cherry slush on her blouse] Would you get me a paper towel or something? Dip it in some cold water.
- Ned: Right away. I'll even wipe if off for you.
- Matty: You don't want to lick it?
- Ned: You can stand here with me if you want but you'll have to agree not to talk about the heat.
- Matty: I'm a married woman.
- Ned: Meaning what?
- Matty: Meaning I'm not looking for company.
- Ned: Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman.
- Matty: That's my business.
- Matty: What are you doing in Pinehaven?
- Ned: I'm no yokel, I was all the way to Miami once.
- Matty: Ned, this is Mary Ann.
- Mary Ann: We were just meeting. Ned made me feel very welcome.
- Matty: Well, some men, once they get a whiff of it, they trail you like a hound.
- Ned: I like this place; it's got a nice feel.
- Matty: You were on top.
- Ned: So it could use a better mattress. See to it, will you?
- Matty: Yes, sir.
- Ned: You have a house.
- Matty: How'd you know that?
- Ned: You look like Pinehaven.
- Matty: How does Pinehaven look?
- Ned: Well tended.
- Matty: I'm well tended, all right. Well tended. What about you?
- Ned: Me? I need tending.
- Ned: Hey, gimme a break here. It takes a little while.
- Matty: It's your fault. I never wanted it like this before...
- Ned: It takes me a good thirty seconds.
- Matty: Are you sure? I just want to be sure.
- Ned: [in bed] You all right?
- Matty: Don't - stop.
- Ned: You are killing me. You know that? I'm sore.
- Matty: Your sore? You got nerve.
- Ned: It's about to fall off.
- Matty: Is there any more ice? I'm burning up.
- Matty: [re those envious eyes] A lot of men have tried that seat. You're the first one I've let stay.
- Ned: You must come here a lot.
- Matty: Most men are little boys.
- Ned: Maybe you should drink at home.
- Matty: At least it's cool. I'm burning up.
- Ned: I asked you not to talk about the heat.
- Matty: You shouldn't have come. You're going to be disappointed.
- Ned: You're not so tough after all, are you?
- Matty: No, I'm weak.
- Matty: Does it matter, Ned? Tell me the truth please.
- Ned: The truth? I wish you were going to be loaded. Does it matter? No. No!
